May 2013
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peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
May 23rd
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–  When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
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shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
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johnfkennedy: she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
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“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via lefiguier)
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lesbiansandthelivingdead: sheisahopelessromantic: marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight both are assumed to secretly like men see what i’m getting at?  #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a...
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an-egg: its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done
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Words I think we need
heidi8: steptomegetburntliketoast: rhazade-waterbender: radiantbutterfly: Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not. Permission to use it? OH MY GOD I subscribe to this newsletter.  this is...
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poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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