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animalstalkinginallcaps:

THANKS, MIKE. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

NEXT! SINGLE FILE LINE, PLEASE! LOWEST PRICES IN TOWN, FOLKS. BARGAIN BASEMENT DEALS ON ALL MAJOR CIGARETTE BRANDS. FREE LIGHTER WITH THE PURCHASE OF A CARTON. I ALSO GOT SCRATCH OFF TICKETS, SUDOKU BOOKS, HUMMEL FIGURINES, SWITCHBLADES, BEEF JERKY, PERSONAL LUBRICANTS, METHAMPHETAMINES, RUBBER BANDS, BATTERIES, BUBBLEGUM, WHITE SLAVES, SNACK FOODS … ALL THAT STUFF, PRICED TO MOVE.

IT’S OKAY, HONEY. STEP ON UP TO THE WINDOW. I DON’T BITE.

FUCK i love this blog.

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    So like…I kind of want this story. Like, not necessarily this, but worldbuilding where this happens and is unexceptional...

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