My favorite sound is hearing my mom laugh

softboydeluxe:

carolxdanvers:

queerwitchinghour:

why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

we must appease Her

Her

bornpissed:

Just a reminder that porn hurts women, gender is socially constructed, and weed is good. Merry Christmas.

brinnanza:

tinsnip:

bepeu:

things to take
* a nap
* it easy
* care

* on me

* me on

Well looks like things are ending….and I feel guilty cause I’ll miss him but I’m kind of relieved

Do any of y'all deal in free internet hugs? Cause I need one bad ASAP

3 years ago I was interning for the press office at the only museum in the western hemisphere to display a Da Vinci painting and now I work at a fucking IHOP fuck this whole earth

amber-j-awesome:

I worked drive-thru today and a customer from the lobby thought appropriate to loudly tell me how I was too pretty to work there and a bunch of things and right before he left he apparently got my name (I was never near him) and he was like I’m not being creepy I just read your nametag. I mean he wasnt trying to be weird but I wish he wouldnt have done that loudly in front of the whole restaurant

man it doesnt even matter if he was trying to be weird, he still was a creep. im sure no guy goes to hit on a girl and thinks “time to get real creepy” but for a lot of em that just…comes naturally

my brain to me, anytime i like someone and think they might end up being part of my life: you’re about to make a stupid mistake getting involved with this person

me to my brain: shut the fuck up this is gonna be great 

and just a little later i’m soooo saaaaaad when i turned out to be right all along and it doesn’t work out, but how come i get so sad when i knew it was coming!! the fuck